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Subject: LauGh LoudLy-Jokes
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shreee 6.09.10 - 01:34am
Post Here JOKES any.must make others Laugh Loudly...This is funloving group so Lets do here lots of FUN *
shreee 6.10.10 - 11:27am
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shreee 6.10.10 - 11:29am
What CLUE U WANT *
nitu18 6.10.10 - 11:30am
just wrote trying!! *
shreee 6.10.10 - 12:38pm
Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha..Ek dost ne uss se puchha Q Tension mein ho.Aadmi:-Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupee diye The Ab saale ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon.. *
shreee 6.10.10 - 12:40pm
Wife-Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.Santa-Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho_ wife-Main toh maa banne wali hoon,, Santa:-Main bhi toh baap banne wala Hun *
shreee 6.10.10 - 12:41pm
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shreee 6.10.10 - 04:25pm
A woman was telling her friend , It was I who made my husband a millionaire.
And what was he before you married him? asked the friend.
The woman replied, A multi-millionaire.
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shreee 6.10.10 - 04:29pm
always B SingLe..Never B Double..IF U R double...u Will B in Trouble_ *
atunes.x 26.10.10 - 08:43am
Ques: What is The Most Dangerous Position In Which To Sleep.
Answer: It's When You Sleep With Your Feet On Your Office Desk... :-) *
atunes.x 26.10.10 - 08:44am
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position. *
atunes.x 26.10.10 - 08:44am
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail. *
atunes.x 26.10.10 - 08:54am
Agar basanti ki mausi
thakur ko raakhi bandhe to
basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua?
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Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bnta
thakur k haath hi nhi thay. *
atunes.x 26.10.10 - 08:56am
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends *
atunes.x 26.10.10 - 08:57am
How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;) *
atunes.x 26.10.10 - 08:57am
[How good r U at chemistry???]
Q. Which weapon can u make by c0mbining Potassium,
Nickel and
Iron?
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Ans:
KNiFe.
Got confused?
Ok.
Just see
Xplanatn:
Chemical symbol of Potassium = K,
Nickel = Ni
and
Iron = Fe.
So,
There combinatn is
'K Ni Fe' : *
atunes.x 26.10.10 - 09:02am
Six Brilliant Doubts:
1. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
2. When dog food is new with improved taste, who tests it?
3. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
4. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
5. Can you cry under water?
6. Why do people say you've been working like a dog when dogs just sit around all day?? *
atunes.x 26.10.10 - 09:14am
Smart Answers
Teachr: r u chew in gum?
Stdnt: no,m john smith:)
Husband: v r hvng mother 4 dinner 2nite.
Wyf: make sure she is well cooked:p
Father: shameful results! do u alwz get such low marks?
Son: no,only whn i take exams;)
Guest: will these stairs take me 2 d 2nd floor?
Boy: no, u'll hav 2 walk aswell:)
Girl: i hav changd my mind.
Boy: thank God! does new 1 works better?;)('.') *
hefsibae 28.10.10 - 08:41am
The animated photo so good i like it, *
hefsibae 28.10.10 - 08:45am
Yes a lot of boys concetrate more in love relationship than other class or school based issues *
shayam 17.01.11 - 07:47am
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.. Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!! Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge? Student: dulhan Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge? Student- bahu laaunga Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai? Student: pota..Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai? Student-Baap ban Naa. 
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shayam 17.01.11 - 07:48am
Aisi apni Wife ho --5'5 Jiski height ho,,,Jeans jiski tight ho,,,Chehara jiska bright ho,,,Weight mein thori light Ho,,,,Umar me difference slight ho,,,,Thori see wo quiet ho,,,,,Aise apni Wife ho,,--Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,,,,Bhid me sab kahe Side ho,.Side ho,,,india ki paidaish ho,,,Saas ki seva jiski khwahish ho....Aisi apni Wife ho....Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,...Dinner candle Light ho,...Dono me na kabhi Fight ho,..Milane ke baad dil delight ho,,,Hey Prabhu Teri Archana uski Life ho...Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe GURU..,Tum Right ho.._Aise apni Wife ho....kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi Right ho...Agar aisi apni wife ho to kya Hasin Life ho...Har kisi ki yahi Farmaish ho...Kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho....khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki na Gunjaish ho...ay kaash,...kahin to ek aisi Paidaish ho.....Aisi apni wife ho....... *
shreee 22.01.11 - 12:50pm
~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy *
nitu18 18.02.11 - 08:14am
Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed.
1 Nahi
2 Mujhe waqt chahiye
3 I have always seen u as a friend
4 I already have a boy friend
5 We should concentrate on studies
6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.
Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed ..
1 Yes
2 Yes
3 Yes
4 Yes
5 Yes
6 Yes
This proves that guys are better humans than girls and they believe more in spreading love *
swtchoco 1.02.12 - 03:23am
Zabardast misunderstndng:
Jewllery shop me ek Admi ki zabardast pitayi ho gyi.
Why?
Usne Sales Gal Se Kaha Ki
Apki 1-1 Item Gazab Ki Hai
Aaj Sone Ka Kya Rate Hai?
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swtchoco 4.02.12 - 03:52am
Its a valentine game.
Send dis msg to all ur friends.
If 5 answers r d same then someone really loves u.
White-silent
Blue-talented
Red-reserved
Pink-lovely
Violet-naughty
Brown-isolated
Orange-beautiful
Indigo-diffrnt
Black-smart
Grey-Talkative
Which colour u think suits me?
Rply must *
swtchoco 5.02.12 - 08:53am
If FB gets banned.!!!
You will see FB addict people roaming in the streets with,
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Their pics in hands crying
screaming
DO YOU LIKE THIS PIC??
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frenzy1 22.09.15 - 10:18am
BLUE *
